For that "Jeans and a T-shirt" kind of couple...

Loyal reader "Ro" recently came across this set of pictures, and couldn't resist the urge to share it with the rest of the WB community.

I was thinking of the different ways I could possible introduce this post, and for the first time in my life I can honestly say that I am at a loss for words.

Just take a look for yourselves:

and this:

one more:

Ok. Like, WTF??

Besides the obvious (this is both ridiculous and completely unacceptable / are you both insane? / this is taking flip-flop wearing brides to a whole new level / why are you both dressed exactly alike / you look like 12 year old siblings who have to pose for one of those tacky family photos from Sears), I just think that this is a total slap in the face to all your guests.

Your guests who got all dolled up for your damn "special" day. Who got their hair did. Who got their nails did. Who are stuffed in their Spanx. Who are wearing killer footwear. Who are decked in their most uncomfortable suit and tie.

THIS is how you thank them?

By being unable to last in your wedding dress and tux past the ceremony??

Shame on you.

Shame on you both.

I am completely BORED by you.

FML: The Wedding Edition

Sometimes the whole "pets-at-weddings" thing can go horribly wrong.

Thankfully, this bride seems to have a good sense of humor.

(unrelated: the lady with the large hat is my new style icon)

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Hot and Cold

Last weekend, Katy Perry celebrated her Bachelorette Party in Las Vegas.

Apparently, Rihanna organized it.

Apparently, they're all sorts of BFF.

((groan))

I know.

What is the point of Katy Perry?

And does anyone actually *like* Rihanna?

Is Rihanna her MOH?

Who knows.

But I'm actually gonna have to give them some credit...

First, here they (along with other guests/friends/bridal party/whatever) are at some Cirque du Soleil show. Why is Rihanna the one in white? Even if it's not the day of the wedding, and maybe Katy Perry even gave her the "OK", it's still kind of a dick move, non? Anyways, Katy Perry looked nice in a dress that is typically "Katy Perry" and her little veil/top hat thingie is super cute (although I cannot endorse the purple and pink hair). So, ok. Fine.

The next day, the BFFs (and other guests/friends/bridal party/whatever) hit up some pool. Katy Perry was (thankfully) the only one in white. And her little tulle train/butt veil is kinda cute. Again - ok. Fine.

Lastly, I have my (and their) pièce de résistance:

bwahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha

While the giant penis is kind of predictable, the message is solid gold.

I'm not sure who came up with this - KP? Rihanna? Either one's assistant? Ordinary-person bridal party member?

Regardless, I will officially award them all - collectively - 2 points.

Not bad.