To Cleav' or not to Cleav'...

Ok, Marla Sokoloff.

So you got married.

And I wanna like your dress. Mainly, because I liked you in all those teen romantic comedies you were in between 1999-2001. And this gown actually looks pretty.

But, that's A LOT of cleav. For your wedding day.

And I appreciate cleav. I do. I embrace the cleav. I expose the cleav. Often, too.

A little less would not have hurt.