Hot and Cold

Last weekend, Katy Perry celebrated her Bachelorette Party in Las Vegas.

Apparently, Rihanna organized it.

Apparently, they're all sorts of BFF.

((groan))

I know.

What is the point of Katy Perry?

And does anyone actually *like* Rihanna?

Is Rihanna her MOH?

Who knows.

But I'm actually gonna have to give them some credit...

First, here they (along with other guests/friends/bridal party/whatever) are at some Cirque du Soleil show. Why is Rihanna the one in white? Even if it's not the day of the wedding, and maybe Katy Perry even gave her the "OK", it's still kind of a dick move, non? Anyways, Katy Perry looked nice in a dress that is typically "Katy Perry" and her little veil/top hat thingie is super cute (although I cannot endorse the purple and pink hair). So, ok. Fine.

The next day, the BFFs (and other guests/friends/bridal party/whatever) hit up some pool. Katy Perry was (thankfully) the only one in white. And her little tulle train/butt veil is kinda cute. Again - ok. Fine.

Lastly, I have my (and their) pièce de résistance:

bwahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha

While the giant penis is kind of predictable, the message is solid gold.

I'm not sure who came up with this - KP? Rihanna? Either one's assistant? Ordinary-person bridal party member?

Regardless, I will officially award them all - collectively - 2 points.

Not bad.