Saturday, August 14, 2010

Priorities


When planning a wedding, we at WB will be the first to tell you that it is important to prioritise: develop an itemised list of things to do or concepts to explore, then streamline, shortlist, rearrange. It's a formula that never goes wrong.

Consider:

Plastic chairs and dollar-store decorations: check.

Lack-lustre (and mismatched) colour scheme for groom and groomsmen: check.


For table (plus underwhelming centerpiece): check.


Garish flip-flops for bridesmaids: check.

Flower girl's hand-made seating arrangement chart: check.


Open bar: check.
Candy bar and croquet: check, check.



Honestly. How did "candy bar" make it next-to-LAST on this list (asks the woman disapprovingly watching the flip-flop-clad BM make her way down the aisle. Jesus. Where's my sour kids after that?)?

2 comments:

  1. Those flip-flops offend every fiber of my being.

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  2. This wedding had so much potential but they cheapened out on the little things......and those flips flops!!! I'm speechless!!

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