I Don't Want a Rock (DJ) ...

Groom: I don't think it should be all about you.

Bride: No, of course not, honey, but what did you think your wedding band was going to look like? I mean, did you expect me to be okay with you wearing a rock like mine?

Groom: Don't be ridiculous. You know that's not what I mean. But why does my band have to be so ... boring?

Bride: It doesn't. There are plenty of alternatives that could work for you.

Groom: Sure. The Slightly Less Boring ...

Bride: I like this one!

Groom: The Medieval ...

Bride: Hey, look, these ones kind of look like dumbbells. You love working out - you're constantly at the gym.

Groom: Can't wait to pump iron with my pinkie, too. Hey, wait, you're skipping past the "completely crazy" section ...

Bride: What about this one?

Groom: I think my grandmother has something just like that.

Bride: My dad wears something like this ...

Groom: Your ORTHODOX dad got married in 1976.

Bride: You're being difficult. I wouldn't mind it if you wore a small rock like this:

That's kind of nice, isn't it?

Groom: What about studs?

Bride: Studs?

Groom: Yeah, you know ... like bullets all around my finger.

Bride: What is this? Die Hard?

Groom: I like it.

Bride: It takes so little to make you happy.

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