Sunday, August 16, 2009

I do, I don't

DO opt for a traditional dress with a modern twist. Don't feel like being totally rebellious? Go for a dress that is classic in cut (jeweled bodice and full skirt) but with details that add an extra "oomph" and set you apart from the pack. This bride seems to have gotten the idea with a sweetheart cut and rich ivory overlay. Not boring, but still keeps your grandmother happy.

DO NOT allow your father to wear a mismatched suit. What is this? A night out at Sizzler's? Hell no. This is your wedding day, for crying out loud. Your father can at least have the decency to wear a full (matching) suit. Dealing with a cheap-o? Well then just rent something for the man. He'll thank you later (well, probably not. But you'll thank yourself for dropping 70 big ones on him).

DO NOT, under any circumstances, allow your groom to remove his jacket, tie AND roll up his sleeves during the reception. Unless there is a plumbing disaster in the women's room which resulted in a (serious) injury and he is the ONLY person at the reception with the ability to fix it, there is no need for him to look like a hobo. None. If you are spending the evening in what can only be an uncomfortable floor length bridal gown (if it isn't uncomfortable, then you probably have the wrong dress. Sorry. You know we're right), then he can certainly fight the urge to remove parts of his ensemble. Unacceptable.


DO NOT let your bridal party participate in a rehearsed dance number. Firstly, your bridal party will hate you. Secondly, it looks really lame. Lastly, no one cares. That's right. NO ONE. Sure the guests look like they are enjoying it - they are, after all, standing, clapping and smiling while watching the catastrophe ensue. But really, all they want is for the awkwardness to end so that they can start eating. The only exception to this rule can be found in this video. What makes this work? Well, it is performed at the ceremony and not reception (and unexpected twist!). Also, they aren't taking themselves seriously - they know they look lame, so they're kinda making fun of themselves. Finally, it's just pretty freakin' hilarious. Bottom line: unless you know you can top this masterpiece, don't even try.

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